We Are The League

It's Friday, you know "Friday, gotta get down on Friday" and all that. Gotta love that awful song. So in the name of all things horrible and cheesy I'm going to lighten the mood a heck of a lot.

"We Are The League" by the Anti-Nowhere League is yet another one of their rants. It lacks any real style, decent lyrics... or just about anything that would make it a genuine song. Then again, as the song goes, I don't think that was the plan or even their care at the time, or ever for that matter.

We are the League!

Another boring night and I'm feeling pissed
My head's fucked up and I'm in a mess
Too many drugs, they make me high
I wanna cause havoc, I wanna die

We are the League, and we're the extra man
We are the League, and we are the anti-band
And don't you say you're feeling bored
The League are here and we are scorned

We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
The Anti-Nowhere League

You criticise us, you say we're shit
But we're up here and we're doing it
So don't you criticise the things we do
No fucker pays to go and see you

We are the League and we are mad
We are the League and the music's bad
Fuck-up noise like you've never known
We'll make you wish you'd stayed at home

We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
The Anti-Nowhere League

But we ain't no dogs, we ain't no man
We hate the things we don't understand
A time for love, but that ain't class
If you don't fucking like it stuff it up your arse

We are the League and we are mean
We are the League and we're obscene
Don't give a toss what you think
And all your views they fucking stink

We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
And don't fuck with the League!

Still so very, very offensive... but I can't help but laugh. Yup, they were up there doing it.

So Fucking What!

Okay, today my clutch on my new car went. It's really feeling like the last straw. But I've got little choice but to keep plugging away.

So I'm just going to say SFW!!

This has to be possibly the most obscene song ever produced. I love it. And today the Anti-Nowhere League pretty sum up my mood.

So fucking what?

Well I’ve been to Hastings
And I’ve been to Brighton
I’ve been to Eastbourne too
So What, So What
And I’ve been here,
And I’ve been there
And I’ve been every fucking where
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who cares, who care’s what you do!?
And who care’s, who cares about you?
you, you, you, YOU

And I sucked sweets,
And I sucked rock
And I even sucked an old man’s cock
So What, So What
And I’ve fucked a sheep
And I’ve fucked a goat
I’ve had my cock right down its throat
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who cares, who care’s what you do!?
Who care’s, who cares about you?
you, you, you, YOU

And I’ve drunk that
And I’ve drunk this
I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss
So What, So What
And I’ve had scag
I’ve had speed
I’ve jacked up until I bleed
So What, So What
So What , So What, you boring little cunt, who cares, who care’s what you do!?
Who care’s, who cares about you?
you, you, you, YOU

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So What, So What
AndI've fucked this
And I've fucked that
And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's twat
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who cares, who care's about you?!
Who cares? who cares about you?
You, you, you, YOU.

I'm taking a very deep breath and simply say, "So Fucking What!"