Drinking with me Jesus

Times have been far too serious of late. So I'm changing it up a bit. Today we'll go with a classic from an old computer game I have, Redneck Rampage. That game has to rank up with some of the most offensive material to date - I love it!

Friday is officially Beerday by my reckoning, so I'm going with a drinking tune.

I saw you sittin' there
I was tryin' not to stare
I wasn't sure if it was you
I didn't know just what to do

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
Would you buy a friend a beer

As I nestled on my barstool
I felt your warmness within
I looked down at my pants
That wasn't warmness
I wet myself again

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
Would you buy a friend a beer

Does your head pound, Jesus
As hung over you do rise
How does paradise look, Jesus
Through holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a cab home Jesus
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear

Hmmm... beer. I wonder if I've possibly got one coming? Would Jesus buy be a beer?